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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

ZzzCraft – Sleepytime Server

avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime yoga., Comfortable bedding, consistent sleep schedule, Deep Breathing, falling asleep, herbal tea, insomnia, lavender oil, meditation, melatonin, progressive muscle relaxation, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, Server, sleep environment, sleep hacks, sleep hygiene practices, Sleepytime, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ores Mined:	3582	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Join us and experience the most relaxing sleep of your life, complete with dream sequences of building epic structures and battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to adventure!

Chunky Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, chunky, Kingdom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of all those skinny Minecraft characters running around, come join our server for some thicc action! We’ve got Chubby/Bbw/Ssbbw players galore, ready to shake things up and break some blocks with their voluptuous bodies.

Join us for some epic adventures and see the world of Minecraft in a whole new, curvy light. Who needs skinny legends when you can have some absolute units roaming the land?

So come on, join us and get ready for some big, beautiful chaos. Trust me, once you go thicc, you’ll never want to go back to those skinny minnies. Let’s make Minecraft chunky again!

HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

asserting independence, Assertiveness, Boundaries, domestic disputes, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, financial control, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, HomelessCraft, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, ownership, personal belongings, reclaiming power, relationship issues, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, Server, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Votes:	2713	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old house with no drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a log cabin in the woods with your ex-partner who constantly threatens to kick you out!

Build your dream home together, only to have it torn apart by arguments and power struggles. Hide keys, make empty threats, and watch as your anxiety levels skyrocket to new heights! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have constant turmoil and uncertainty?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the ultimate petty revenge as you drag a loaded cart uphill in the rain to collect all your belongings and leave your ex with nothing but an empty cabin. Who needs a mop or bedding anyway?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to stand your ground or give in to the demands of your ex-partner. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest relationship nightmares in Minecraft form!

BlockyBoobiesMC

#breastfeeding, BlockyBoobiesMC, breastfeeding acceptance, breastfeeding advocacy, breastfeeding awareness, breastfeeding boundaries, breastfeeding communication, breastfeeding controversy, breastfeeding conversation, breastfeeding culture, breastfeeding education, breastfeeding etiquette, breastfeeding in public, breastfeeding norms, breastfeeding rights, breastfeeding stigma, breastfeeding support, cover up, discretion, sister

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister breastfeeding her 3-year-old? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a world where boobs are always out and drama is always brewing.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where discretion is thrown out the window, just like my sister does with her boobs. Who needs privacy when you can have a server full of unapologetic breastfeeding moments?

And if you ever feel uncomfortable, don’t worry – we’ve got drama to distract you! Join now and witness the epic showdown between breastfeeding etiquette and immature reactions. It’s a battle for the ages, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a server that’s as wild as a breastfeeding mom with no filter? It’s an experience you’ll never forget!

BrainGains – InsulinCraft

aerobic exercise, Alzheimer’s prevention, brain cells, brain function, brain health, brain research, BrainGains, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, Exercise, exercise benefits., insulin signaling proteins, InsulinCraft, memory improvement, mental health, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, physical activity, positive effects, study

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server and get ready to flex those brain muscles, cuz we got all the exercises you need to become a minecraft mastermind! forget about dementia, we got your back with our exercise-packed world that will have you thinking faster than a speeding creeper! our study confirms that our server is the best place to pump up those insulin signaling proteins in your brain, making you the smartest player in all of minecraft land! so what are you waiting for? join now and start exercising your way to victory!

Bunny Haven 1.20

adorable, Affection, Attention, Bonding, Bunny, Chat, Communication, Companionship, cute, emotions, Exist, Fluffy, Frustration, Furry, Haven, ignore, longing, love, pet, Rabbit, relationship

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Bro, forget about that girl who doesn’t see your awesomeness! Join our Minecraft server and become the king of the virtual world! Build a castle, ride a pig, and make friends who will actually appreciate you for who you are! Who needs that girl anyway when you can have a whole community of gamers who will never ignore you? Plus, we have secret treasure hunts every Tuesday and a dance party every Friday night! So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave that girl in the dust!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

aita, berating, Boyfriend, cousin, CreeperCraze, DISRESPECTFUL, Failure, Friction, husband, hypocritical, inconsiderate, Invasive, Jobs, Lazy, Minecraft, personal question, Rude, rude behavior, savings, Server, snapping, twisted story, University

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4385	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Void Gems Collected:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get judged for your bank balance or lack of job during uni? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate laziness and failure, because who needs a house at 21 anyway? Our community is full of insufferable idiots just like you, so come on in and let’s all be kept under control together! Don’t worry, we won’t interrogate you on your savings account, but we might ask you to share your most embarrassing stories instead. So if you’re looking for a place to escape judgmental 30-year-olds, join us now and let’s build a world where being lazy is the new cool!

NoParentsNoProblemMC

Argument, Chores, family conflict, family dynamics, favoritism, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household duties, household responsibilities, lack of appreciation, NoParentsNoProblemMC, parents, pet care, refusing help, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, teenage struggles

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama doesn’t exist because everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling creepers! 🏰💥

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, just like the time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff thinking it was a new mode of transportation! 🐷🤣

Forget about family arguments over dinner, here you can feast on virtual cake and cookies all day long without anyone telling you to make your own food! 🍰🍪

And don’t worry about feeding geckos or walking dogs, our virtual pets can take care of themselves while you embark on thrilling quests and explore hidden caves! 🦎🐶

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with! 🎮🌟

EternalMemeLord – Minecraft SMP

cherished memory, enduring experience, enduring thought, EternalMemeLord, impactful memory, impactful thought, indelible memory, lasting impact., lasting impression, lasting memory, meaningful memory, memorable experience, Minecraft, poignant experience, poignant memory, powerful moment, profound experience, significant event, smp, unforgettable experience, unforgettable feeling, unforgettable moment, unforgettable thought

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground cave filled with talking llamas who taught me how to fly with a magic carpet made out of enchanted pork chops. And then we all had a dance party with creepers and skeletons, it was lit AF!

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have weekly llama races, where you can ride llamas around a track and try not to get blown up by TNT traps. And every full moon, we have a giant chicken jousting tournament where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off with giant carrots. It’s wild, man.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, what more could you ask for? Join now or miss out on all the insanity, bro!

BlockyBeats: 10/10 Jams

absolute 10/10 album, album critique, album rankings, album ratings, album recommendations, all-time favorite albums, best albums, BlockyBeats, classic albums, FAVORITE ALBUMS, Jams, Music, music critics, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music recommendations, music reviews, must listen albums, perfect album, top albums, top rated albums

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of mining away in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers while riding on the back of a dragon? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself is jealous of our custom mods and insane builds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary 10/10 album, rumored to be so epic that just listening to it will give you superhuman Minecraft skills. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.