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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8818
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Nexio MC

Adventure, Battles, Bedwars, Combat, Community, competitive, Connect, Conquer, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gamemodes, gameplay, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Nexio MC, PvP, server ip, Strategic, Thrilling, Updates, vibrant

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	2478	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to Nexio MC—where Minecraft Adventure reaches its peak!

Server IP: nexiomc.net

Dive into our thrilling gamemodes and test your combat skills in the heart of competitive Minecraft. Nexio MC is the ultimate destination for players who love intense battles and strategic gameplay.

For more information, updates, and to connect with our vibrant community, join us on Discord: https://discord.com/nexiomc

Explore, fight, and conquer—your next great adventure starts here at Nexio MC!

nexiomc.net

Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

Active, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escape, European, flavor, hackers, Hint, invited, Ip:, Map, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, ONLINE, Players, Resets, semi anarchy, Server, Spawn, sprinkle, STRONG, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Server Name:	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since:	2019
Rules:	No hacking/duping allowed
Features:	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP:	simplyvanilla.net
Discord:	Join our Discord community
Website:	Visit our website
Map Size:	10 TB+

FAQs

What does escaping spawn look like?

Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link

How can I join the server and start playing?

Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.

Can I make alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.

Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?

The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.

Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

animal rights, controversy, debate, dog, eatin, eating dogs, fact check, false claims, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, not true, Politics, president, Server, social media, Statement, television, trump, Truth, TV, viral

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Send & Receive SMP Minecraft

btc, Conversion, Crypto, currency exchange, exchange rates, existing services, expensive, Fast, fee extraction, local currency, LTC, Minecraft, money transfer, proof, Receive, Receiver, Send, Sender, Simple, Slow, smp, Unnecessary, XLM

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest ride of your life! We offer the ability to send and receive any currency in-game, with exchange rates that won’t break the bank. Forget about crypto, we’ve got you covered with our fast and simple money transfer services.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?

Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

best man, Boundaries, bros, brother, bullying, Communication, decision, Drama, Dysfunction, family, Gaslighting, groomsmen, Homophobia, Memory, Minecraft, personal space, racism, refusal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, TOXIC, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

ChairWarsMC

Argument, back support, Boundaries, Boyfriend, calm explanation, chair maintenance, chair setup, ChairWarsMC, communication problem, ergonomic chair, expensive chair, fat, manual reading, office job, period emotions, relationship issue, sharing belongings, short person, weight limit, working from home

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Divine Spears Created:	20
Void Armor Forged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Magic Items Found:	8054	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer

AMERICANS, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, Civic Duty, debate, DebateCraft, decision, Democracy, election, Impact, influence, Opinions, perspective, planned, Politics, presidential debate, Reflection, smp, sway, Swayer, Vote, Voting, voting behavior

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8774	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and debates? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Our server is filled with crazy events like pig races, diamond hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course. Who needs real-life politics when you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to shake things up. So come join us and let your vote be heard… in the form of TNT explosions and creeper attacks!

HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

2020 election, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, current events, debate, discussion, donald trump, election, harris, HarrisTrumpDebateCraft, kamala harris, News, Opinions, policies, Politics, president, trump, united states, vice president, viewpoints

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

ElectoralCraftMexico

Accountability, Critics, Democracy, democracy in Mexico, democratic principles, election, Electoral Process, ElectoralCraftMexico, fair elections, Government, Judges, judicial independence, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, Mexican judiciary, mexico, political reform, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	246	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

24 Hour Craze Server

CRAZE, daily interactions, Daily Life, double standards, enjoy your day, everyday interactions, eye-opening, funny quotes, funny situations, hour, Human Behavior, humor, lose their minds, next 24 hours, Perception, reactions, sarcasm, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, unexpected reactions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Potions Brewed:	132
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW THROUGH A FIELD OF DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.