New Minecraft Servers 2025

49. funny memes Minecraft Servers

49. funny memes Minecraft Servers

  • SchooledInFunMC

    SchooledInFunMC
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 5848
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

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    hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz dis place is LIT AF. like, imagine if school was actually FUN and u didn’t wanna skip a single day. dat’s what dis server is like, but BETTER.

    we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.

    oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.

    so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BingeCraft: Stroke Edition

    BingeCraft: Stroke Edition
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 348
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 New Chunks Explored: 397619

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    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW STUDY DAT SHOWS IF U DRINK LOTS U GET A STROKE BUT DONT WORRY U CAN STILL PLAY MINECRAFT AND HAVE FUN WITH US. WE GOT LOTS OF COOL STUFF LIKE DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF. JOIN US AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE STROKE OF LUCK LOL.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PickleMC

    PickleMC
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1787
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

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    PickleMc is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released our Survival Multiplayer which has an awesome new twist on Minecraft. This includes Custom Items, Armours, Quests and an economy!

    PickleMc has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.picklemc.com

    play.picklemc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ghino Community

    Ghino Community
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4793
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Runes Activated: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5073
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

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    Hello this is a new opstartet server give it a join and see if it is something for you any bugs og glitches talk to a staff member and it will be fixed fast as posibble Factions And Skyblock Are the currently server online! Crates leaderboards Kits We trying the best we can to make the server better!

    194.182.23.38:25623

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolyCraft: Where Polyphemus crafts pixels and Heracles builds houses while avoiding dangerous square brackets in 1.21!

    PolyCraft: Where Polyphemus crafts pixels and Heracles builds houses while avoiding dangerous square brackets in 1.21!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7956
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

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    Poly-Craft Server Overview

    Type Semi-Vanilla
    Greylisted Yes
    Mature Yes
    Map Started 6/26/2024

    Features:

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    Apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you will need to apply and get greylisted. Fill out the application form provided on the server website.

    What are the server features?

    The server offers various enhancements such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invisible Item Frames, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, Chest/Shulker previews, Treefeller, and Graves.

    Is the server for mature players only?

    Yes, the server is aimed at mature players who are looking for a friendly and active community to be a part of.

    Can I chat with other players via Discord?

    Yes, it is recommended to join the server’s Discord for better communication with other players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rat’s Nest Minecraft Server

    Rat’s Nest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4979
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Potions Brewed: 30 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocky landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where rats are the rulers and you must prove your worth by taming and training them to do your bidding. That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, on our server, it’s all about building an army of rats to conquer the land!

    But be warned, these rats are not your average Minecraft rodents. They have special abilities like flying, shooting lasers from their eyes, and even turning into giant rat monsters! So, if you think you have what it takes to become the ultimate rat king, then join our server and show us what you’re made of!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the rat revolution begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NorseBrews SMP – Europe’s Finest Beer

    NorseBrews SMP – Europe’s Finest Beer
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 988
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 937441 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Farms Harvested: 511
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic beer in all of Europe! And get this, it’s Norwegian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that our beer was crafted by a group of Viking warriors who stumbled upon a magical brewery hidden deep in the mountains of Norway. These warriors were known for their epic battles and even more epic parties, and they knew they needed a brew that could match their legendary status. So, they spent years perfecting the recipe, using only the finest ingredients and the tears of their enemies to give it that extra kick.

    Now, this beer has become a symbol of our server, a testament to our commitment to having a good time and living life to the fullest. So, if you want to join a community that knows how to have a good time, come on over and raise a glass with us. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, crazy parties, and maybe even a few Viking raids along the way. Skål!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 506
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 96 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

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    Are you tired of being called a whipped husband who messed up the delivery of your child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t judge you based on your parenting skills! Join us and escape the real world drama for a land of blocks and endless possibilities.

    Our server is so epic, even the toughest of players will shed a tear at the sight of our beautiful creations. We have towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and even a roller coaster that will make you question reality itself.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our virtual world, you’ll uncover the secrets of the universe. Some say that diamonds are just the beginning, and that there are treasures beyond your wildest dreams waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky characters who will never judge you for forgetting to look at your baby during delivery.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WhiteWeddingWoes

    WhiteWeddingWoes
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 2622
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and wedding disasters!

    Picture this: your stepbrother’s wedding is ruined because his fiancée is jealous of your daughter’s close relationship with him. She accuses you of “pi*ping out your daughter” and even suggests some creepy child bride scenario. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

    But wait, there’s more! The bride’s mother blames you for her daughter’s panic attacks and insists that your daughter should have never worn white. It’s a fashion faux pas turned into a full-blown meltdown!

    Join our server for all the juicy gossip, outrageous accusations, and family feuds you could ever want. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LostPlayerAlert

    LostPlayerAlert
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9610
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 New Chunks Explored: 218873
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Animals Bred: 79

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wondered what happened to Steve from Minecraft? Well, rumor has it he joined our server and never looked back! Join us and uncover the mystery of Steve’s disappearance while building epic structures and battling creepers with your new pals. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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