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CraftyCash: Legit Money Hacks!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a few measly diamonds? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your money-making prayers! Join us and you’ll be rolling in emeralds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Our server is so lucrative, players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and even a pet dragon named Steve! And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where the winner takes home a real-life piglet as their prize! And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Disco Dance Party,” where players can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to their heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start making easy money the fun and outrageous way!

DecIndependenceCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience a world where the Declaration of Independence was signed in January! why? because on this server, pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats!

imagine a land where every block is made of cheese and the only way to mine diamonds is by dancing the cha-cha! build your own roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back, where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes!

join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever created! who needs reality when you can have a world where everything is upside down and chickens rule the kingdom? come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Draconicraft SMP: Where Dragons Roam Free and Adults Can Finally Play Minecraft!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	265	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a world border of 20k. The server does not reset with updates, allowing players to have ample time to work on projects and explore new features.
What does semi-vanilla mean?	The server offers an authentic survival experience with additional plugins and datapacks for quality of life improvements and fun extras. Examples include Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and more.
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord server linked above and fill out the application form to get started. The server is whitelist-only, so an application is required for access.
What language is used on the server?	While English is encouraged for public chat, players are free to use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

HotPantsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	274699	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where women don’t wear hot pants in public? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all the female avatars rock hot pants 24/7! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated paradise where fashion knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hot Pants Gang, a group of elite players who roam the virtual world causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Join their ranks and become a hot pants-wearing renegade, feared and respected by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where hot pants reign supreme and anything is possible. Who knew a simple pair of shorts could lead to such epic adventures?

SlaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5279
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world where slavery is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us for the chance to buy your very own Slav, pajeet, or Nigerian at our virtual slave auction. Need a sex slave to fulfill your wildest fantasies? Or maybe a groundskeeper to tend to your pixelated gardens? We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Each slave comes with a special slave chip implanted in their brain, ensuring they obey your every command. And if they dare to harm their master, they’ll feel pain like never before. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual slavery could be so entertaining?

CraftyCreeperCo.

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a bachelorette party, but instead of a stripper, they hired an artist’s model…and that model is YOU! Get ready for some awkward yet hilarious moments as you strike some explicit poses (no physical contact, of course) with your best friend’s girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Your best friend has no idea about this little party shenanigan, so why not spice things up even more by telling him yourself? Who knows what kind of drama and chaos will unfold!

So come on and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have scandalous bachelorette parties and awkward confrontations? Don’t miss out on the fun!

BugCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	7120
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being terrorized by bugs and insects in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, bugs and insects are your loyal companions! That’s right, instead of running away from creepy crawlies, you’ll be teaming up with them to conquer the virtual world. Join us for a bug-tastic adventure like no other! Who needs a pet dog when you can have a pet spider riding on your shoulder? So come on, join our server and let the insect revolution begin!

CraftyNostalgia

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr