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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5848 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?