439th Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Mine-pvp

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, survival events lifestrils anty chat happye multiplayer factions economy creative minigames roleplay skyblock parkour modded hardcore vanilla adventure community factions quest, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	639	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	517
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Wellcom ( nine-pvp ) server . this server has publick survival . lifestrils , and anty chat server . free to all events . play and happye 🙂

216.202.220.44:25202

Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Border Missions, Bridges, building, community participation, Connected Chains, CREEPERS, generation, Grief, Infrastructure, Just Hammers, Macaw collection, Minecraft, Modded, Nether Hub, Resource Gathering, road networks, Scared, Server, smp, tectonic mod, Tempest, traveler’s backpack, TUNNELS, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	4055	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	875
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4495	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	70
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5447	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Star Shards Collected:	74
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Farms Harvested:	937	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	6514	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!

SickCraft: Pay to Play

cost, cost of healthcare, cost of illness, cost of treatment, Health Insurance, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare expenses, healthcare treatment, Illness, illness severity, illness treatment, medical bills, medical care, medical costs, medical expenses, Medical Treatment, Pay, Play, Severity, sickcraft, Treatment, treatment expenses

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	218
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.

we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.

so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!