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Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	8185
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3632
Animals Bred:	62	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	9052
Emeralds Found:	7672	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	443387
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mines Excavated:	3398
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!