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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2200 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.