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Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	193	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	5153	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Animals Bred:	125	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

Arrests, assisted death, assisted dying, assisted suicide, capsule, controversial cases, criminal charges, criminal investigation, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, law enforcement, legal issues, legal repercussions, suicide capsule, SuicideCraft, Swiss law, switzerland, unauthorised use, unauthorized, unauthorized actions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server

Cell, cell division, cell growth, Cell Proliferation, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, Ender, Endogenous opioid signalling, endogenous signalling, ependymal cells, Epic, neural stem cells, neurogenesis, neuroregeneration, opioid peptides, opioid receptors, opioid signalling, opioid therapy, pain management, Prolif, regenerative medicine, Server, spinal cells, spinal cord, spinal ependymal cell proliferation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9599
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

day 4, dickies arena, esport, esports, Fort Worth, League, Minecraft, pro rocket league, RL, rl tournament, rlcs, rlcs 2024, rlcs championship, Rocket, rocket league, rocket league 2024, rocket league championship series, Rocket League tournament, Server, swiss round 3, swiss round 4, swiss round 5, texas, World Championship, worlds

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Rocket League Esports is a competitive video gaming league based on the popular game Rocket League. Players compete in teams to score goals by driving rocket-powered cars and utilizing various tactics and strategies to outmaneuver their opponents. The eSports scene has gained popularity in recent years, with professional players and teams competing in tournaments for cash prizes and glory. Rocket League Esports has a growing fanbase and is considered one of the premier eSports leagues in the world.