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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Dad’s Farewell Fiasco

ABUSIVE, Conflict, Confused, Dads, emotional, emotionally distant, ex, exclusion, family, Farewell, Fiasco, final goodbye, Funeral, Grumpy, high school, hurt, mourning, partner’s father, relationship, Support, UNFAIR, unresolved feelings

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft fun? Then join our server, where we guarantee zero family feuds and ex-boyfriend drama!

Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world. No more dealing with grumpy fathers or emotionally distant partners. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Join us and build your dream world without any unwanted guests showing up uninvited. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any funerals – unless it’s a funeral for a creeper that you blew up by accident!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building virtual castles than dealing with family disputes.

CraftyCamouflage Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, China, CraftyCamouflage, cybersecurity, digital deception, Disinformation, fake accounts, fake news, foreign interference, influence, internet trolls, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Network, ONLINE, Political debate, Propaganda, Server, social media, Spamouflage, sway, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Towns Built:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even china is tryna get in on the action? well, look no further cuz we got the most epic server in town! our server is so poppin’ that even china-linked ‘spamouflage’ network is tryna get a piece of the pie.

imagine this, you log on to the server and all of a sudden, you’re surrounded by a bunch of fake americans tryna sway the political debate in the game. it’s like a virtual battleground of epic proportions! but don’t worry, we got your back. join our server and show those fake americans who’s boss.

plus, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

What is the IP for Bionic Minecraft Server?

bionic, challenge, family friendly, Minecraft, minecraft but, minecraft but super, minecraft but your money, Minecraft But Your Money = More Super, minecraft super, Server, Super

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	3084	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Bionic is a cutting-edge technology company specializing in advanced robotic prosthetics and exoskeletons. With a focus on enhancing mobility and improving quality of life for individuals with physical disabilities, Bionic’s innovative solutions are revolutionizing the field of assistive technologies. Established in [year], Bionic has quickly become a leader in the industry, pushing the boundaries of what is possible with biomechanics and artificial intelligence. Their mission is to empower individuals to overcome physical limitations and live active, fulfilling lives.

LifeDrain

Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	187
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | JOIN FOR FREE STORE ITEMS* Port 30055 for BEDROCK! LifeDrain is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Lifesteal. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

lifedrain.pro:27591

Survival Vanilla

1.20.4, 1.20.X, bedrock, Cross-Play, Experience, Minecraft, modifications, Play, Plugins, Pure, PvP, Server, Sleep, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	415719
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	177
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

A server purely vanilla, no mods only plugins

Vanilla experience server, no modifications only plugins

you can sleep and play in bedrock 1.20.4 – 1.20.x

159.54.140.111

RIP Paul Harrell Minecraft Server

firearms analysis, firearms education, firearms expert, Firearms Training, gun channel, gun community, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun expert, gun laws, gun ownership, gun range, Gun Reviews, gun rights, Gun Safety, Harrell, Minecraft, paul, Paul Harrell tribute, RIP, RIP Paul Harrell, Second Amendment advocate, self defense, Server, shooting instructor

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2400	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava while being chased by a pack of dancing zombies. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as he tells jokes that are so bad, they’ll make you wish you were back in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

Bennett, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Flowers Resplendent, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Minecraftsmp, Mining, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shenanigans, Shimmering Dance of Stone, Sun-Scorched Sojourn, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Ultimate Sightseeing Experience, useful links, Version 5.0, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9680	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Chimeras Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Emeralds Found:	9918	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the ultimate sightseeing experience, where you can marvel at the wonders of our pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a shimmering dance of stone, where you can groove your way through the land like a boss. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the story of Mualani, whose kindness begets friendship in ways you never thought possible?

Version 5.0 is here, and it’s all about flowers resplendent on the sun-scorched sojourn. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else. And don’t even get us started on the web event “Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro!” – it’s so lit, you’ll be burning with excitement!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to play as Mualani, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kachina, Xinyan, and Bennett. Plus, we’ve got weapon banners like Surf’s Up and Freedom-Sworn that will have you slaying mobs in style.

And if you need more reasons to join, how about daily check-in rewards that are permanent? Or redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our outrageous Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

GFchargerGate2021

aita, Argument, break up, Computer, computer wiz, female, GFchargerGate2021, Girlfriend, Home office, laptop, loud noises, new account, office, phone charger, Plug, shouting, USB-C, vape charger, weird, Wire, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	9856	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama over a vape charger is nothing compared to the chaos you’ll find here! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments over the most trivial things, just like the USB-C port debacle that drove one player to the brink of breaking up with their partner.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds to secret dungeons with mobs more terrifying than a girlfriend on a rampage, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing weirder than the lack of USB-C ports is the crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner!

BeerMeMinecraftSMP

#dare, adrenaline junkie, Adrenaline Rush, adventurous, BeerMeMinecraftSMP, bold, challenge, crazy, EMBARRASSING, epic fail, FEARLESS, Foolish, funny, hold my beer, IMPULSIVE, Outrageous, RECKLESS, Risky, stunt, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6633

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic “hold my beer” moments like building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Or how about organizing a massive chicken race where the winner gets a diamond block? Trust us, the chickens are surprisingly fast.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Revolution” challenge, where players must build a dance floor and bust a move to the beat of a jukebox. The winner gets bragging rights and a special disco ball to hang in their virtual base.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and embrace the chaos, join our SMP today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyLoveGenZ

commitment issues, communication skills, CraftyLoveGenZ, dating apps, dating challenges, dating culture, dating difficulties, dating expectations, emotional intelligence, fear of intimacy, gen z, hookup culture, long-term relationships, millennial dating, modern dating, online dating, relationships, serious dating, social media influence, societal pressure

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Tired of swiping left and right with no luck in the love department? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures together! Who needs Tinder when you can find true love while fighting off creepers and mining for diamonds?

Our server is filled with eligible singles just waiting to meet their player two. From cozy pixelated picnics to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll be sure to find your perfect match in no time.

But beware, love is not the only thing in the air on our server. Rumor has it that a secret love potion recipe can be found deep within the mines, guaranteed to make anyone fall head over heels for you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love!

Join us now and say goodbye to boring dates and hello to a world of endless possibilities and heart-eyed emojis. Who knew that the key to finding love was just a /tp command away?