40K incoming – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

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Annoying Pervert Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying pervert, annoying pervert I hate, annoying pervert I hate this, hate, hate this, hate this annoying, Minecraft, pervert, pervert I hate, smp

Are you tired of dealing with pesky perverts on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-pervert policy. We once had a pervert try to join, but our resident llama spit on him and sent him running for the hills. So if you’re looking for a safe and pervert-free environment to play in, come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any creepy encounters.

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Why Didn’t Dems Steal It? Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, democrats, Dems, Didnt, dirty politics, dishonesty, election fraud, election integrity, election interference, Minecraft, political corruption, political games, political manipulation, political scandals, political strategy, political tactics, power struggle, rigged election, Server, steal, stolen election, unethical behavior, voter fraud, voter suppression

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Democrats couldn’t resist stealing our diamonds! That’s right, our server is so full of riches and treasures that even the most corrupt politicians couldn’t resist trying to get their hands on them.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.

So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!

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Trans Minecraft SMP Jacking Chuds

Bigotry, chuds, discrimination, double standards, fetishization, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Hypocrisy, internet culture, jacking, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, sexual objectification, Sexualization, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Trans, trans girls, transphobic

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!

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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Mods – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Crafty, Curseforge, Feedback, general FAQ, inspiration, legacy accounts, Minecraft, minecraft mods, Minecraft projects, minecraft servers, mod-making guides, Modded minecraft, modding, modpack recommendations, modpack updates, modpacks, Mods, optimization mods, Resources, Server, server authentication, starship edition

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Starship Edition! Join us for some out-of-this-world modded Minecraft fun. We discuss everything from modpacks to build ideas, and if you’re working on your own mod or pack, be sure to keep us updated for some intergalactic feedback!

In some breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated. But fear not, we have some top-secret links that will allow you to continue playing without a pesky M$ account. It’s like a covert mission to keep the Minecraft dream alive!

Looking to play modded Minecraft right now? Check out our top-secret download links that will have you exploring new galaxies in no time. And don’t forget to grab some mods from our underground sources to enhance your gameplay experience.

And for those who have been shafted by M$, we have a top-secret authentication option that will allow you to [multi]play without any interference. It’s like a cloak of invisibility for your Minecraft experience!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey through the stars with your fellow Minecraft astronauts. And remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

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Vagina Lickers Minecraft SMP

consent, cultural norms, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, Lickers, licking, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sexual practices, sexual preferences, smp, societal expectations, Taboos, traditional beliefs, Vagina, vaginas, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!

But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.

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Autistic God Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, autism, autistic, autistic males, BELIEF, benefit, Collective, Community, divine purpose, empowerment, FAITH, GOD, Gods Will, Higher power, inclusion, Interest, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Server, spirituality, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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””/Minecraft SMP/ – Blocky Banter Brigade””

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, banter, blocky, Brigade, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Dizzy the Dancing Skeleton and Jelly the Jellyfish Queen. And don’t forget about Ember the Fire Fairy, who can turn your base into a flaming masterpiece in seconds.

With so many quirky characters and insane storylines, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

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WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

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