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Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	618	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6252	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4144	Enchantments Applied:	91
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	188	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!