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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4039 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕
But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉