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Crafty Phat Shack

1. Phat, 10. Thick thighs, 11. Bubble butt, 12. Voluptuous, 13. Plump, 14. Seductive, 15. Full figured, 16. Thick hips, 17. Round, 18. Sensual, 19. Chubby, 2. Femboi, 20. Buxom., 3. Ass, 4. Thick, 5. Booty, 6. Curvy, 7. Big, 8. Juicy, 9. Sexy, Crafty, phát, Shack

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	110
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

CraftyPutinsUltimatum, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic solutions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, mutually respectful talks, negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, trump, Ultimatum, US-Russia relations, White House

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	1575	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

WhimsySMP

admins, close-knit, custom events, custom origins, Custom Plugins, custom server, Discord, farmers delight, Figura, friendly community, Fun Events, join us, Listen to community, Mature Players, minecraft server, Modded, Roleplay, Small Community, Two groups, voice chat, WhimsySMP, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom origins
Custom events
Figura
Farmers delight
Admins who listen to the community
Voice chat

If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

Discord invite link

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open in a week or two.
What are the current plans for the server?	The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
How can I join the server?	Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
Are there any other features on the server?	Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

Epic Craft Realm 1.20

born male, complaint investigation, confidentiality breach, Craft, discrimination, employee rights, Epic, Gender Identity, genitals, HR complaint, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, misconduct, offensive conduct, penis, privacy violation, professional conduct, Realm, Reporting, Smelly, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

SecondChanc3sMPS

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, emotional, forgiveness, growth, healing, introspection, love, patience, perseverance, personal development, reconciliation, Redemption, Reflection, relationships, second chance, SecondChanc3sMPS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with drama, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of giving your partner a second chance after they promised to change, only to find out they were secretly building a secret base with your arch-nemesis! Will you forgive them or team up with your rival to take them down in an epic battle of blocky proportions?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for hosting tea parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft dancer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your diamond sword at the ready. See you in the world of blocks, my dudes!

Pixel Zen Palace

Bliss, calmness, Contentment, emotional fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, inner peace, joy, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, Palace, peaceful moment, PIXEL, Reflection, Relaxation, Serenity, solitude, Stillness, Tranquility, zen

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Votes:	3161	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Emeralds Found:	4704
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8644	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crops Grown:	5464	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!