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NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	6211
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Void Gems Collected:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Votes:	6752	Dragon Eggs Found:	8794
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	3433	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3671
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.