4.2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting

2.9 million, 2021, 4.2, basic needs, Caregiver, children, Counting, death, Experience, Grandparent, INCREASE, MIL, OrphanCraft, orphanhood, Parent, research, Significant, two decades, U.S

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely orphan in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build a family of blocky characters who will never leave you! With over 2.9 million children already experiencing the death of a parent or grandparent, you’ll fit right in with our grief-stricken community.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from your real-life sorrows. Build a virtual family, explore new worlds, and fight off pixelated monsters with your newfound friends. Who needs real parents when you have a Minecraft family to support you?

Join now and escape the harsh realities of orphanhood with our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?

CraftyCreeperCraze: Where ‘>be me’ turns into ‘>be awesome’ in Minecraft fun!

AGGRESSIVE, Awesome, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CraftyCreeperCraze, dating apps, fat girl, Fun, gtbe, Insecurity, insults, Matches, Messaging, Minecraft, online dating, online interactions, rejection, rejection sensitivity, rude behavior, self esteem, size matters, Tinder, toxic masculinity, turns

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1891	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of getting rejected on Tinder by aggressive fat girls with 200 matches? Do you want to prove that you have a big dick and aren’t just a baby dick insecure guy? Then join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter and everyone is welcome, even fat cunts! Build your way to victory and show off your skills to all those Tinder rejects. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s see if you can handle the heat of our crazy community!

Crafty Creamy Cones: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Ice Cream Lovers!

cold desserts, Cones, Country, Crafty, cream, creamy, creamy treats, delicious treats, dessert, favourite ice cream, frozen delights, frozen desserts, frozen treat, gelato, Ice, indulgence, local delicacies, local flavors, Lovers, Minecraft, national cuisine, popular desserts, Server, sorbet, summer treats, sweet treat, traditional desserts, Ultimate, unique flavors

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like a delicious scoop of ice cream on a hot summer day – refreshing, satisfying, and totally addictive.

Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you diamonds for hugs. Build a house out of candy canes and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. And rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of their favorite ice cream delivered straight to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

VoxReturns LOLcraft: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

Adventure, back, blocky, COMEBACK, Energetic, enthusiastic, EXCITEMENT, fashion, fresh start, LolCraft, MODERN, new outfit, reinvention, rejuvenated, Renewed, RETURN, REVIVED, style update, transformation, trendy, Ultimate, update, vox, VoxReturns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because Vox is back and she’s rocking a brand new outfit that will blow your mind! Join our server for a chance to witness Vox’s fabulous new look and maybe even get some fashion tips from her.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become besties with Vox and the Blocktopus!

Pixelated Pranksters: The Server where Character Packs are Always on Point!

add-ons, Character, character packs, Characters, CONTENT, Customization, digital items, dlc, downloadable content, Expansion, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game purchases, multiplayer, new characters, online store, Pack, packs, pixelated, point, pranksters, Server, Single player, video game, Virtual Goods

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old character packs on other servers? Look no further, because our server has the most outrageous and hilarious character packs you’ve ever seen! Want to play as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? We’ve got you covered. How about a dancing taco with a jetpack? We’ve got that too! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy characters you’ll come across next!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure: Election Edition 2024

2024 election, Adventure, blocky, campaign strategies, Canceled, conspiracy theories, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, election integrity, election outcome, election predictions, future of America, political division, political drama, Politics, presidential candidates, public opinion, social media, stolen election, trump, Trumps, Voting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answers to all of life’s burning questions, like what will happen in the 2024 election! Will Trump get canceled? Will there be a stolen election? Who knows, maybe our virtual world holds all the answers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted magical powers to predict the future and become the ultimate political oracle. So why wait? Join now and become the Nostradamus of Minecraft!

Blocky Baguettes – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archives #5140

4koma, Ako, archives, Baguettes, Banners, blocky, Blue, blue archive, Chaos, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nodoka, patch notes, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere! Or how about building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts a horde of hungry zombies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exhilarating!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission” where you can earn rewards by delivering delicious bowls of ramen to hungry villagers. And don’t miss out on the “Trip-Trap-Train” event where you can ride a magical train through a whimsical world filled with talking animals and flying unicorns.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft adventure!

CraftyBabes: Where even the creepers stop to admire the view!

Admire, beautiful woman, beyond repair, CraftyBabes, CREEPERS, cuck, imagine being her, rotted brain, STOP, view

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of your brain being rotted beyond repair? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you’ll be imagining is building epic structures and battling mobs! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even beautiful women can’t resist joining. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the hero of the server and winning the heart of a virtual princess! Join now and start your journey to a brain-rot free life!

The Anonymous Griefer’s Paradise: Server No. 265478106

ANONYMOUS, Griefers, Paradise, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	918	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you, bro! Picture this: you spawn in and instead of the usual grass and trees, you’re surrounded by giant pink flamingos wearing sunglasses. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this – the only way to survive is to ride those flamingos into battle against hordes of evil llamas. But don’t worry, you can also team up with a squad of ninja turtles who will help you defeat the llamas with their sick ninja skills.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, that’s a thing too. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. It’s like a fairy tale, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Pixel Pervs & Blocky Beauties Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, beauties, Block Merging, blocky, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Votes:	4035	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at. Want to merge blocks like a mad scientist? We’ve got you covered. Need some comfy UI to navigate through the chaos? We’ve got a Node-based solution just for you.

But that’s not all! Join us for the wildest adventures with our crazy characters and celebs. Want to prompt some fetish content? We’ve got tags for that. And don’t even get us started on LoRa Training – it’s a whole new level of insanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as wild and wacky as ours? Dive into the chaos and let your creativity run wild. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything goes!

BoomerCraft: Where first worlders are sent to die in pixelated glory

BoomerCraft, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict Resolution, death, Die, Fighting, first world countries, first worlders, Geopolitics, global conflict, Glory, international relations, Military, nationalism, patriotism, Peacekeeping, pixelated, sacrifice, soldiers, Survival, War, world war, worlders, ww3

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ores Mined:	7358	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1216	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of living in peace and comfort? Do you crave the thrill of battle and chaos? Then join our Minecraft server where first worlders will be sent to die in WW3! Experience the adrenaline rush of dodging bullets and explosions while trying to survive in a war-torn world. Will you be able to outsmart your enemies and come out on top? Join now for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive the apocalypse!