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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2378 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 341 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 3467 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and became the king of the server. he ruled with an iron fist, but also with a lot of explosions.
if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, because you’ll have a pet dragon to protect you.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away? it’s lit, trust me.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and let the craziness begin!
