3×4 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBash: NoTwinNoWin

Appearance, attention seeking, beauty standards, BlockyBash, body image, cosmetic procedures, family dynamics, family relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, NoTwinNoWin, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, societal pressure, twin sister, unconventional beauty, Wedding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of being the plain Jane in your family? Do you want to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and be the center of attention just like the twin sister in this crazy story. With our insane customizations and unique features, you’ll be turning heads left and right. Who needs conventional beauty when you can have a face full of plastic surgery like a true Minecraft fashionista?

Don’t worry about being the “pretty twin” anymore, because on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own bizarre way. So come on over and show off your jaw-dropping looks, no matter how many surgeries it takes. Join now and be the envy of all your relatives – they’ll never believe you’re related to anyone else on the server!

TimeTravelGriefing – Minecraft SMP

Alter, Alternate Reality, CHANGE, consequences, decision, erase event, hindsight, historical event, History, hypothetical, hypothetical question, Imagine, Impact, Minecraft, mistake, Reflection, regret, revisionist history, smp, time travel, TimeTravelGriefing, undo, wish

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can erase any event from history with the power of your diamond pickaxe! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Consider it gone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine in disguise, so you might just find yourself battling zombies with Cleopatra or building a roller coaster with Leonardo da Vinci. Don’t miss out on the chance to change history and have a blast doing it!

BlockHeadzCraft

annoying habits, BlockHeadzCraft, character flaws, deal breakers, immediate relationship turn offs, immediate turn off, instant deal breakers, instant deal breakers in relationships, instant turn offs, major turn offs, negative traits, person, personality traits, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship deal breakers, things that make someone unattractive, things that repel, turn-offs, unattractive qualities, undesirable behaviors

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!

SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, geographical limits, global demographics, global population, human capacity, human habitation, human settlement, land area, mass migration, overcrowding, physical boundaries, population density, population growth, population size, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, space constraints, spatial constraints, world population

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mines Excavated:	2376
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

Biomarkers, Cancer, CD74, DDT, immunotherapy, Insights, madness, Melanoma, MIF, MIFDDTCD74, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prognosis, prognostic, prognostic markers, research, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic, therapeutic targets, Treatment, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Void Armor Forged:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5514	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	253	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

Get in here Get In here Get in Get get get Get in here Get get get in Get in here Get get In here Get Get get get in here Get in Get get get In here Get Get get in here Get get In here Get in, GetInHereMC, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?