3×3 Thread Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Party Minecraft Server

3×3 Thread, BLOCK, discussion, DISILLUSIONED, disingenuous imposters, fake identities, humanness, internet anonymity, lack of authenticity, larp, lost lustre, Minecraft, obsessive stalker, online communities, online forums, Party, real human beings, Server, soulless, Successful, thread dynamics, thread engagement, V, virtual interactions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4296
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	5226
New Chunks Explored:	705185	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Crafty Cubes Co.

3×3 Thread, Analysis, constructive criticism, Crafty, critique, cubes, deb8, debate, Debating, discussion, Evaluation, Feedback, gr8s, Opinions, peer review, Perspectives, r8, Rating, rating system, sharing, viewpoints

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we r8 and deb8 each others’ gr8s! That’s right, we have weekly competitions where players showcase their builds and then we all argue about which one is the best. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks! Plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. So if you want a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience, join us now!

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

Adventure, bedrock, BOBS, BUILD, Community, Discord, dont, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Meeting, Mods, multiplayer, Place, Play, secret, Server, smp, steve, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

86580039, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

arousal problems, Dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, erection, impotence, Interference, male health, medical conditions, medication side effects, Minecraft, performance anxiety, physical factors, Psychological Factors, relationship issues, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual therapy, smp, stress, treatment options

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

action, Beginning, best pilot episode, binge-worthy, Captivating, Characters, comedy, Drama, Favorite, introduction, memorable, must watch, Pilot Episode, pilot episode review, PilotCraft, Plot, series, Suspenseful, television, Top, tv show, Ultimate

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

art, Borrowing, Cinema, CinemaFree, deus ex, gaymer, Gaymers, GTA, hatred, INFERIOR, Medium, metal gear solid, Minecraft, realization, ripping off, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, Custom LMS, custom PCs, Events, Furry, general, lewd, Male models, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP Template, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, tierlist, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!

Active, apply, Avoiding, awesome builds, Community, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, diamonds, Discord, Friendly, Gemtastic, Join, Karaoke, LuckyGem, Mature, nether tunnel highways, No Economy, no land claim, no teleporting, player-built, responsive, Server, singing, smp, Staff Team, Time, trust-based, trusted, Uhc, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

New 1.21 map!
LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

SERVER INFORMATION
We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

To join LuckyGem SMP, you must apply through our Discord server. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP prides itself on having no game altering plugins. We believe in a vanilla gameplay experience.

3. How can I travel on the server?

There is no teleporting plugin on LuckyGem SMP. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. Players can also build and decorate their own Nether Tunnels.

4. Is there an economy on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP does not have an economy plugin. Players are encouraged to claim stalls and participate in the trust-based diamond economy.

5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

No, there is no land claim plugin on LuckyGem SMP. Players can find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building.

6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

LuckyGem SMP hosts Weekly Events, Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Players can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision of a community-driven server. Your contributions are welcomed and appreciated.

My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

Body, calls an ambulance, can’t afford fresh food, cho, Goes bankrupt, Heating, Minecraft, MY BODY MY CHO, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Bull Nakano Obliterates Manami Toyota Minecraft SMP

Bull, Bull Nakano, classic match, dominating performance, Female Athletes, female empowerment, Female Wrestlers, fierce competitors, high impact moves, iconic moment, intense rivalry, Japanese wrestlers, legendary match, Manami, Manami Toyota, Minecraft, nakano, obliterates, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, smp, Toyota, women’s championship, Women’s Wrestling, wrestling, wrestling history, wrestling legends

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Votes:	3907	Crops Grown:	8193
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are as epic as Bull Nakano obliterating Manami Toyota in the wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience intense PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild events, like when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the village, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere. But don’t worry, our admin team is always there to save the day and clean up the mess (literally).

If you’re looking for a community that is as fierce and competitive as Bull Nakano in the ring, then this is the place for you. Join us now and show off your building skills, survival instincts, and PvP prowess. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, just like Bull Nakano is in the wrestling world!

GymBanHammerCraft

#workout, aita, banned, civil matter, creep, defamation, false accusation, filming consent, girlfriend support, gym, gym manager, GymBanHammerCraft, Harassment, legal action, overreacted, Police, private property, reputation, security footage, tiktok, trespassing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for some drama and excitement? Look no further than our gym-themed server, where you never know what kind of workout you’ll get!

Join us and experience the thrill of running on a treadmill while someone films you for their TikTok video. Watch out for those sneaky squatters who accuse you of staring when all you’re doing is minding your own business. But don’t worry, our gym manager is always on the lookout and ready to ban anyone who causes trouble.

Feel the adrenaline rush as you call the police on your fellow gym-goer for harassment and see them get banned from all locations in the US. Who knew a simple workout could turn into a legal battle for defamation?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama of a gym gone wild! Just remember, no staring allowed, unless you want to end up in a TikTok video with 10,000 views.