| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9757 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 147 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
New vanilla server with minimal mods
185.237.236.150
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7970 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4690 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1021 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2855 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.
2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6194 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5517 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2816 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5298 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9968 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7040 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9121 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 184 | Magic Items Found: | 6896 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.
