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RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	66
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	9310	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	273

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Spears Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	4901	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2523
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!