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Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Emeralds Found:	9904	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	3350	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	833	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9152	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132