SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

2D beat em ups, 3D action games, action games, Arcade, arcade games, Backtracking, Beat em up games, character action, Combat, CREEPERS, design elements, dont, Exploration, level gimmicks, normalfag audience, Normalfags, Puzzles, SavageCraft, sugarcoat, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	4300
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	1702	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyDiorBagLady

Asia, BAG, controversy, Corruption, CraftyDiorBagLady, criminal charges, Designer, DIOR, Ethics, fashion, first lady, Government, Handbag, investigation, Justice, Legal, luxury, News, Politics, scandal, south korea

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a kpop scandal! the first lady of south korea may not be facing criminal charges, but you can bet there’s plenty of mischief and mayhem to be had on our server.

build your own dior bag empire and rule over your fellow players with style and sass. start a scandal of your own or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

with crazy events like diamond heists and llama races, you’ll never be bored on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

BabyFoodGoneWild

additives, Baby Care, baby food, BabyFoodGoneWild, childhood obesity, children, diet, Feeding, Food Industry, grocery stores, health risks, infant health, nutrition, parental choices, preservatives, processed foods, regulations, study, Sugar, Unhealthy, US

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where baby foods are not unhealthy!!! we got all da best baby foods for u to eat while u play!!! our server is like a grocery store but way cooler cuz u can build stuff and fight zombies!!! trust me, u won’t find a better place to get ur baby food fix while gaming!!! plus, we have a secret underground baby food dungeon where u can find rare and exotic baby foods to munch on while u explore!!! don’t miss out on dis one-of-a-kind experience, join now and start snacking on some unhealthy baby foods in style!!!

The Island: Where chaos reigns, battles rage, and the guest list is top secret!

Battles, Capturetheflag, Chaos, Creative, Custom, Economy, Factions, guest, Hardcore, ISLAND, KitPvP, list, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, RAGE, REIGNS, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Skyblock, Spleef, Survivalgames, Top, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Minecraft PvP Server Overview

Realm Code	UeUXxq9aV6JJ-FY
Description	Enter a realm where battles are fierce, skills are tested, and victory awaits the bravest. Join our PvP server for adrenaline-pumping combat and epic showdowns. This is a small island pvp server with no rules, have fun and enjoy yourselves.

FAQ

1. What are the rules of the server?

There are no rules on this server. Players are free to engage in PvP combat and enjoy themselves without restrictions.

2. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the realm code provided above to access the PvP realm.

3. Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

There is currently no limit on the number of players allowed on the server. Feel free to invite friends to join in on the PvP action.

4. How can I report inappropriate behavior on the server?

If you encounter any inappropriate behavior on the server, please report it to the server admins or moderators for immediate action.

PhoCraft Minecraft Server

Austroasiatic, close relatives, cultural similarities, Khuen, Kinh, language evolution, Laos, linguistic shift, long lost cousins, LUE, Minecraft, Northern Thai, Northern Thais, PhoCraft, related groups, Server, Southeast Asia, Tai Yuan, Tai-Kadai, Tai-Kadai peoples, Vietnamese, Viets, Yong

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8639
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the long lost cousin of all other servers! Just like how Vietnamese are closely related to Northern Thai people, our server is closely related to all the other servers out there. Join us and experience a linguistic shift to a whole new level of fun and excitement!

Imagine a world where Minecraft blocks speak Austroasiatic tongues and the players are all long lost cousins of each other. That’s the kind of crazy family reunion you can expect on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	710	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

Apology, bad guy, bear country, city zoo, Confrontation, family, family fun, feeding animals, license plate, Minecraft, misunderstanding, park, Police, rules, scaring families, Server, signs, Staff, threat, wildlife, Zoo, ZooFeeders

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad

brother-in-law, car borrowing, Car Insurance, car payments, car sharing, car usage, Communication, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, marital conflict, medical bills, sibling relationship, sibling support, SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad, Trust, trust issues, wife’s permission

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7611	Rune Stones Activated:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family values, like letting your sister borrow your car without your wife’s permission! 🚗💨

🌟 Join us and experience the thrill of lending your virtual vehicles to your pixelated siblings, all while navigating the treacherous terrain of relationship drama! 💔

🚙 Who needs a brand-new EV when you can drive a 2023 Kia Forte with only 3k miles in the world of blocks and mobs? 🤷‍♂️

🌈 Our server is a safe space for cosigning leases, surviving brain cancer, and making questionable financial decisions in the name of sibling solidarity! 💸

💥 So come on over and build your own drama-filled adventure in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s patience)! 🤪🎮

Join us now and let’s drive into the sunset of chaos together! 🌅🚗 #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

CraftyHostageDaughter

Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageDaughter, DAUGHTER, Deal, Diplomacy, family, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, political maneuvering, political strategy, Politics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	76
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

So like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where the players are like, sooo obsessed with building stuff and having fun that they don’t even care about real life drama? It’s like, the perfect escape from all the political nonsense and hostage situations going on in the world.

Join us on this server and you’ll be able to build the craziest structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even ride on magical unicorns (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea). Plus, the community is so chill and friendly that you’ll forget all about Netanyahu and his political shenanigans.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave all that real life drama behind and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome stuff. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate skeptics, climate solutions, consensus, Defeat, denialists, EcoWarriorCraft, Environment, global warming, greenhouse gases, proven wrong, renewable energy, Science

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to defeat global warming! yea, you heard right, we are saving the planet one block at a time. our players are so cool, they can make the sun shine brighter and the oceans cooler just by mining diamonds.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most elite group of players who are on a mission to make the world a better place, one pixel at a time. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

so come on, join us and be a hero in the fight against global warming. who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?

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