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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9202 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.
We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!