399dress Minecraft Servers

399dress Minecraft Servers

  • NoWebDevNecessary Minecraft SMP

    NoWebDevNecessary Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9370
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of coding in boring old languages like JavaScript and Python? Are you ready to level up your programming skills in a way that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and learn the ancient art of Rust programming while surviving in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue villagers. Our server is the perfect place to hone your coding skills while also perfecting your block-building techniques.

    But beware, the challenges you’ll face on our server are not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground, guarded by a dragon made entirely of code. Only the bravest and most skilled programmers will be able to defeat this beast and claim the legendary loot hidden within.

    So if you’re ready to take your coding game to the next level and have a blast doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who needs webdev when you can learn Rust in the most epic way possible?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

    InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 8181
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Crops Grown: 4756 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

    But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

    GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 671
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Potions Brewed: 152 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

    Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAccused

    CraftyAccused
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 7085
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Votes: 7644 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution

    SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7084
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Gods Slained: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5588
    Falling into the Void: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Runes Activated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!

    SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 154
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 119
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Divine Spears Created: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Supernaluna Minecraft Server

    Season Season 2
    Launch Date 07/06/24
    Website Play.Supernaluna.Com
    Discord https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

    Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

    Features:

    • McMMO
    • Economy
    • Jobs
    • Warps for various community things
    • Veinminer
    • /sethome
    • /rtp
    • Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

    Important Rules:

    • No Griefing or Stealing
    • PvP must always be consensual
    • NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
    • Zero tolerance for hate speech

    Contact:

    • Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist on the server? No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
    Are there any age restrictions? The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered.
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods.
    What happens if I break the rules? Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 9311
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Animals Bred: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

    But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverItMinecraftSMP

    OverItMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 3054
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

    MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 6223
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

    But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

    So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

    NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7388
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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