32. self-control Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Void Gems Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	816
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5365	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Enchantments Applied:	98	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9602	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2836
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crops Grown:	8104	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!

LunchCraft: AITA?

aita, art lover, birthday gift, demeaning, Disappointed, Explanation, financial issues, glamorous gift, Helpful, Listen, LUNCHBOX, LunchCraft, making lunch for work, other things wanted, pissed off, rant, remember, rude comments, studio apartment, teeth bothering, unique mug, Upset

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value thoughtful gift-giving and dental hygiene above all else! Join us for a chance to win a virtual lunchbox and experience the thrill of packing your own pixelated lunch. Our community is filled with art enthusiasts and mug collectors, so you’ll fit right in if you appreciate the finer things in blocky life.

But beware, our players take their lunch breaks very seriously. Forget to bring your lunchbox to work in-game, and you might just face the wrath of your fellow gamers. Don’t be like the boyfriend in this story who missed out on a delicious virtual meal because of dental issues – keep those teeth clean and your lunchbox handy!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as spicy as a creeper explosion and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor. Don’t be the one left hungry and gift-less – join now for a chance to win big and show off your virtual lunchbox collection!