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MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	1783

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3037	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	82	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8195	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, bipoc, bland, Community, cultural diversity, Diversity, equality, folx, Identity, inclusion, intersectionality, Italian culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, racial equity, representation, Server, social justice, Trans, TransCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

lawt, Minecraft, Nawt, not a whole lot, PixelPunch, Server, whole

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!

KidCraftKhaos

blended family, Communication, Disappointment, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKhaos, Listening, parenting, rejection, relationship dynamics, remarriage, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Support, teenagers, Therapy, Understanding, young adults

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7986	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	92	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and create your own family dynamics (or lack thereof).

Join us and avoid the blended family drama that plagued my brother’s life. No need to worry about step-siblings who refuse to interact or ex-wives causing trouble. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama holding you back.

So come join us and leave the real-life family issues behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a castle? Plus, our server has zero tolerance for anti-blended family sentiments, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Don’t be like my brother, constantly chasing after kids who want nothing to do with him. Instead, join our server and create your own family dynamics with players who actually want to be there. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama.