3131 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3776	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Emeralds Found:	6140	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	9

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	3700
Enchantments Applied:	173	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	3583
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Secret Passages Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ores Mined:	1039
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Zombie Dances:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.