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Yaoi Enthusiast Minecraft Server

Anime, coercion, desire, Domination, Enthusiast, FANTASY, fetish, force, girl, guilty pleasure, kink, LGBTQ, Liking, Manga, Manipulation, Minecraft, Persuasion, Roleplay, romance, Server, Submission, taboo, yaoi

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1861

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where a mysterious girl will force you into liking yaoi! That’s right, forget about building epic castles or fighting off zombies, the real adventure is exploring your newfound love for yaoi manga. Who knows, you might even find yourself shipping Steve and a Creeper! Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Anime Watcher Minecraft SMP

Anime, binge watching, Characters, Commitment, completion, decision, Decision making, Drop, enjoyment, Entertainment, entertainment industry, episodes, Interest, Investment, Minecraft, plot twists, satisfaction, series, smp, Storyline, Time, watch, watcher

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchantments Applied:	90
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	2082	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling.

Our server is like a never-ending anime series, where you never know what crazy plot twist or epic battle will happen next. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes chaos at every turn? Only time will tell!

But be warned, our server has a strict rule – you must watch at least 100 episodes of an anime before you’re allowed to drop it. And trust us, with all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server, you’ll need all the anime inspiration you can get to survive.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills – you’re gonna need them.

TikTokSmp

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to TikTokSmp – Your Next Survival Adventure Awaits! Why Join Us?

Thrilling Survival Gameplay: Explore a limitless world filled with challenges, treasures, and opportunities. Friendly Community: Play with like-minded adventurers who value teamwork and creativity. Unique Features: Enjoy custom events, exclusive rewards, and a fair system. Lag-Free Experience: Powered by high-performance servers for smooth gameplay. Build. Explore. Survive. Make your mark on the world today! Join now at tiktoksmp.mc.gg and start your adventure!

tiktoksmp.mc.gg

The Crafting Dead

Adventure, Bosses, Challenges, Combat, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Exploration, legendary bosses, mmorpg, Monsters, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Resources, safe havens, Survival, survival server, unique experience

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	297	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	988	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to The Crafting Dead, the most challenging and exciting Minecraft server you will find. Immerse yourself in a world of survival where every day is a fight for life.

In The Crafting Dead, you will face legendary bosses and dungeons full of dangers. Each victory will bring you a little closer to dominating this hostile world. But don’t trust yourself, because at any moment, a surprise attack can change the course of your adventure.

Our server offers a unique experience, with a perfect balance between survival, exploration and combat. Our maps are designed to offer you constant challenges, from dark caves to imposing fortresses.

In The Crafting Dead, you will not only fight monsters and bosses, but you will also have to manage your resources, build safe havens, and explore a world full of secrets. Are you ready to join our community and become a legendary survivor?

Join us today and start your adventure in The Crafting Dead!

play.thecraftingdead.xyz

Haibane Renmei Minecraft Server

allegorical storytelling., Anime, anime recommendation, beautiful animation, bittersweet, cathartic experience, Coming of Age, emotional impact, existential themes, forgiveness, friendship, haibane, haibane renmei, Introspective, Melancholic, Minecraft, personal growth, Philosophical, Redemption, renmei, Self Discovery, Server, Spiritual Journey, Thought-provoking

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	950146	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with giant anime characters wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Naruto comes crashing down from the sky, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down these anime giants and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature where every time you defeat an anime character, you unlock a new superpower. Want to shoot fireballs like Goku or summon a giant mech like in Gundam? It’s all possible on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see how this anime-infused world will affect you in the craziest ways possible!

Deep Dick Dachshunds Minecraft SMP

Animals, BIZARRE, dachshunds, deep, dick, funny, humor, internet, long tail, meme, Minecraft, odd, Pets, quirky, smp, social media, strange, tags, trending, viral, weird

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a wild and wacky community that loves to have a good time! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who claims to deep dick dachshunds in his spare time. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we hope). But if you’re looking for a server with a sense of humor and a touch of insanity, look no further!

Our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. One time, a group of players decided to build a giant potato statue in the middle of spawn just for kicks. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as quirky and unpredictable as they come, hop on in and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself deep dicking dachshunds alongside our resident expert. Just kidding…we hope.

with VentureVan

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

VentureVanilla is a 1.13.2 minecraft server based on the previous VV back in 2020! We bring you a whole new map, Enjoy a no dupe anarchy experience!

This server features a very light anti cheat, A /trade plugin, and vote rewards! get 365 votes to get a MOTD feature!

Join our Discord!:https://discord.gg/cFzaCF2PrT

venturevanilla.my.pebble.host

Curly Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cultural hair norms, Curly, curly hair, curly hair community, curly hair culture, curly hair genetics, curly hair patterns, curly hair population, curly hair prevalence, curly hair products, curly hair routine, embracing curls, global hair trends, hair care, hair characteristics, hair diversity, hair textures, hair trends, hair types, hair variations, Minecraft, Natural hair, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone has straight hair? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players with luscious, curly locks! Join us and experience a world where your hair type actually matters in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hair Gnomes, mystical creatures who will grant you fabulous hair powers in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want to shoot fireballs from your curls or summon a tornado with a flick of your locks? The Hair Gnomes have got you covered.

So why settle for a server where everyone’s hair looks the same when you can join us and unleash your inner curly-haired warrior? Come on over and let your hair down (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

German Minecraft SMP Vibes

Ancestry, Appearance, comparison, cultural identity, Diversity, ethnicity, European, facial characteristics, Features, Foreign, German, heritage, Minecraft, Nationality, Observation, Perception, question.., resemblance, Similarities, smp, Stereotypes, VIBES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Farms Harvested:	991	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player looks suspiciously German! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst battles, schnitzel showdowns, and lederhosen loot drops.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a giant pretzel floating in the sky. Don’t ask us how it got there, just come and experience the salty goodness for yourself.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Beer Barrel of Infinite Brewing, where you can fill up your stein with endless amounts of ale. Just be careful not to get too tipsy, or you might end up in a drunken dance-off with a zombie villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our German-themed Minecraft SMP and immerse yourself in a world of wacky adventures and sauerkraut surprises. Prost!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3519	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRY.SKYBARS.ME