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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7901 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.