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The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial technology, hodl, investing, King, King of shitcoins, market manipulation, meme coins, Minecraft, moonshot coins, pump and dump, risky investments, shitcoin, smp, speculative assets, Tokenomics, Trading, volatile markets

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

ParentalPurgeMC

annoyance, bedtime, complaining, Conflict, disagreement, disturbance, Early, family trip, Friends, Hotel, Late, LEAVING, lights, noise, ParentalPurgeMC, parents, Quiet, resolution, Sleep, tired, wine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

KidCraftedFunLand

childhood aspirations, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, KidCraftedFunLand, Nostalgia, past experiences, past self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-evolution, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	649534
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Remember when your 10-year-old self used to dream of building epic castles and exploring magical worlds in Minecraft? Well, now you can make your inner child proud by joining our server and living out those childhood fantasies!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to team up and go on epic quests together. We once defeated a dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs – true story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your 10-year-old self that you haven’t forgotten how to have fun in Minecraft!

VultureCraft Minecraft Server

avian species, Biodiversity loss, bird conservation, bird population decline, carrion feeders, conservation efforts, Decline, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat destruction, human deaths, Indian vultures, Minecraft, public health crisis, scavenger birds, Server, vulture extinction, VultureCraft, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have indian vultures flying around causing chaos and mayhem! these birds are so powerful they caused 500,000 human deaths just by declining in numbers! but don’t worry, on our server you can team up with the vultures and take over the world! build your own vulture army and conquer all the other players! it’s a bird-eat-bird world out there, so come join the fun!

HezboCraft: Rocket League Response

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, football ground, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, League, MIDDLE EAST, Military, response, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket attack, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and have fun with ur friends? well this server is like that, but even crazier! like, imagine if u could ride a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur hands, that’s basically what this server is like.

we have this epic football ground where u can play games with ur friends, but watch out for those sneaky hezbollah rockets, they might just come out of nowhere and take out 11 of ur buddies. but don’t worry, we have a super cool response team that will come in and save the day.

join this server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles u will ever experience. plus, did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make u the richest player ever? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on and join us, we can’t wait to see u there!

JeffsCraft: Element of Surprise

chemical element, chemistry, Discoverer, discovery, Element, element discovery, element discovery process, element naming, element naming conventions, element naming guidelines, element naming process, element naming protocol, element naming rules, jeff, JeffsCraft, Naming, new element, next element, periodic table, Science, scientific naming, Surprise

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers and zombie villagers. plus, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. join us and become a legend like Jeff, the greatest chemical element of all time. come on, what are u waiting for? Jeff is calling your name!

GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Star Shards Collected:	62
Dragons Tamed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Emeralds Found:	446	Magic Items Found:	7953
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	126296	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	3867	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8448
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!