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Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1129
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6401	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Towns Built:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5827
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!