🔥300 days but its one block Minecraft Servers

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Potions Brewed:	151	Towns Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3239
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Falling into the Void:	1

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

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