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Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

1. Oy vey, 10. Dragon Ball, 11. Krillin-sama, 12. Hero, 13. Role model, 14. Kekling, 15. Virile bulls, 16. Multiverse, 17. Bacterian, 18. Wolf goddess wife, 19. Fusion, 2. Priest, 20. Kekold., 3. Seduce, 4. Church hierarchy, 5. Archbishop, 6. Almighty God, 7. Cuck, 8. Interdimensional portal, 9. Universe 7, Brain, Craft, FCKED, HOLY, Minecraft, priests, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Runes Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hill Death Server

adamant, Argument, BELIEF, conviction, death, debate, determined, Dying, entrenched, forever.., HILL, opinion, philosophy, Position, Principle, Resolute, Server, Stance, Steadfast, Stubborn, unwavering, unyielding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	7082	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2207
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of constantly respawning on the same old boring hill in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have hills so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! Join us and experience the thrill of respawning on a different hill every time, each one more exhilarating than the last. From hills made entirely of diamond blocks to hills that shoot fireworks every time you respawn, we’ve got it all! So why settle for a mundane hill when you can respawn on the hill of your dreams? Join us now and start your epic hill-respawning adventure today!

CraftyCorruptionRuss

ARMS, arrest, bribery, Cases, Company, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionRuss, Defense, detained, embezzlement, fraud, Government, head, investigation, legal proceedings, Military, Procurement, russia, scandal, supplier

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur army and stuff? well, this server is run by the head of russia’s military supplier company! he’s like this super powerful dude who got detained for corruption but he’s still running this server like a boss! join us for some epic battles and shady deals, it’s gonna be lit fam! plus, rumor has it he’s hiding secret weapons in the game that only the most skilled players can find. come join the chaos and see if u can uncover the truth behind this crazy server!

Eye4EyeCraft

ancient law, biblical, biblical interpretation, consequences, deterrent, Ethics, eye for an eye, eye gouging prevention, Eye4EyeCraft, Fairness, Justice, Legal System, morality, philosophy, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, proverbial wisdom, punishment, RETALIATION, Retribution, Vengeance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3339
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

join this cray cray minecraft server where u can lose an eye but gain a diamond sword in return! we got creepers that do the cha cha slide and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only a sprained ankle. if u want a wild and wacky time, join us and see what other crazy shenanigans await u!

Ozone Skyblock Reborn: Where Mods Make Blocks Float!

blocks, challenge, Curseforge, Discord, Empire, Float, innovation, Ip:, Legacy, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Ozone, Project, reborn, semi-expert, Server, Skyblock, Survival, titan mode, Tribute

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Votes:	9250	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	227	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Animals Bred:	71

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Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly Faces	Server has friendly faces to welcome players.
No Banned Items	All items are allowed on the server.
Ranks	Players can earn ranks by progressing in the game.

FAQ

What is Ozone Skyblock Reborn?

Ozone Skyblock Reborn is a skyblock modpack where players start with minimal resources and expand their floating island into a thriving empire in the sky.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP: 95.217.104.88:25571

Is this modpack beginner-friendly?

It can be considered a semi-expert pack, similar in difficulty to “Titan Mode” of Project Ozone. As the end-game approaches, the pack will scale up in difficulty.

Where can I find more information about the modpack?

You can find more information about the modpack on CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ozone-skyblock-reborn

Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server here: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anger, ass, BlockyBanter, botch, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, empowerment, equality, feminism, fuck you, gender, insult, Italian fighter, Language, Minecraft, Misogyny, offensive, Rude, Server, sexism, Whinny, WOMAN

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	6173
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by a sassy Italian fighter who will put any whinny ass botch in their place! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our server is so lit that even SHE, the woman herself, is a regular player. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

DeathDefeated Minecraft SMP

Conquering, death, DeathDefeated, eternal life, Minecraft, Overcoming, Redemption, resurrection, smp, triumph, Triumph over mortality, Victory, Victory in Christ, Victory in the afterlife, Victory over sin, Victory over the grave, Victory through faith, Victory through grace, Victory through love, Victory through perseverance, Victory through resurrection, Victory through sacrifice, Victory through salvation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we laugh in the face of death and build epic structures to show it who’s boss! Join us if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to experience the thrill of battling zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. We even have a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen diamonds… I mean, legally acquired treasures.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. It’s a fight to the death with enchanted weapons and armor, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So if you’re ready to conquer death and have a hilarious time doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

DreamHouseVetoedLOL

bidding wars, Budget, compromise, deal breaker, disagreement, Dream House, DreamHouseVetoedLOL, first house, Frustration, Hoa, Homeowner, INCONVENIENCE, judgement, Needs, offer, realtor, stress, Tour, veto, vetoed, Wants

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!

But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!

ExBlockerCraft

Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, ex, ex-partner, ExBlockerCraft, Exes, getting back together, healthy relationships, letting go, moving on, personal growth, polite rejection, relationship advice, saying no, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling zombies! Who needs an ex when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us now and say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to endless fun and adventure!

HamasCraft: AlJazeeraSlayer

Al Jazeera, AlJazeeraSlayer, Conflict, gaza, Hamas commando, HamasCraft, idf, IDF says, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7 massacre, Propaganda, reporter, Slain, Terrorism, Truth, violence, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got al Jazeera reporter turned Hamas commando playin in our world! he be slayin mobs left n right like a boss. he even took part in da epic October 7 massacre event where he single-handedly defeated a hoard of creepers with just a wooden sword. join now to witness the epicness unfold in our crazy server! #minecraftmadness #aljazeeraadventures

CakeCraftGalore

bathroom, bathroom culture, bathroom humor, CakeCraftGalore, cleaning supplies, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hygiene, odor control, public facilities, public health, public restrooms, restroom fixtures, restroom maintenance, sanitation, sanitation products, taboo, unusual sights, urinal cakes, Women, women’s experiences

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	5170
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can explore a world filled with urinal cakes! yes, u heard that right. urinal cakes everywhere. u can build ur own urinal cake kingdom and rule over all the other players. but beware, the urinal cakes have a mind of their own and will attack u if u get too close. it’s a urinal cake apocalypse out there, and only the bravest players will survive. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the urinal cake world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!