3.5g Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

aita, apartment, Breakup, CAR, dick move, distraught, DRIVE, DURATION, ex girlfriend, ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL, family, Fight, Friends, get together, LEAVING, Major, Mixed responses, OBLIGATION, Petty, Save, Uber

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5121
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

console gaming, Controllers, gamer dads, gamer lifestyle, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming industry, gaming technology, gaming trends, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, surely, video games, Xbox, Xbox controllers, xbox exclusives, Xbox Series S, Xbox Series X

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

alibi, crime, Criminal Psychology, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, motive analysis, motive assessment, motive deduction, motive examination, motive exploration, motive inquiry, motive reasoning, motive research, motive speculation, motive study, Mystery, smp, suspects

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Votes:	6327
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Towns Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

bizarre behavior, bizarre neighbors, eccentric behavior, eccentric neighbors, Minecraft, NeighborlyMischief, neighbours, odd habits, odd neighbors, peculiar actions, peculiar habits, peculiar neighbors, quirky behavior, quirky habits, quirky neighbors, smp, strange behavior, strange neighbors, unusual activities, unusual habits, unusual neighbors, weird habits, weird neighbors

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	223294	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Animals Bred:	85	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Love Letters Sent:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!