3/30/2024 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft Roleplay Nation!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Please join me in recreating one of the oldest and largest nations a server called Stoneworks has ever seen its called The Kartek Empire! This server is releasing a fresh new world called Abexilas on 3/30/2024 and I want to be the most populated group on this server! Some history about us, we’re a long established community called Cards rooted in our common values UNITY, HONORand WAR. All of our enemy’s fear our name across the dimension’s. Our nation was born in the Sparwoodian steppe of Rathnir, cradled by war and shaped by strongest warriors the dimension’s have ever seen. Introduce yourself, your goals and skills, pick a route that suits you and shape the future of the new Empire cards. Pick a ministry or political group that aligns with your interests, whether you’re into trade, acquiring intel, exploration, building infrastructure or war, join religious cults, political affairs, explore and develop a rich culture for a nation born into a new world. You will find something that suits you make a name for yourself and this new Empire cards! Shape the future of Abexilas with your own path. The Kartek Empire awaits you. Minecraft Java 1.19 – 1.20.1 Join Our Discord!Watch Our Youtube Video!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Potions Brewed:	130	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	447	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4027	Star Shards Collected:	281
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	5982
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	538

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	461	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Emeralds Found:	8595	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Items Found:	6880	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!