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Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Villages Defended:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8223	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Votes:	746	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	173
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1900
New Chunks Explored:	353426	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

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When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

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Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	9004
Villages Defended:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Void Gems Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	171	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?