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Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

Beyond the Sea, conspiracy theories, crime drama, David Duchovny, favorite character, favorite episode, fbi, Gillian Anderson, long tail tag, Mulder and Scully, Mystery, Paranormal, smp, Supernatural, Suspense, TheXFilesMinecraft, Thriller, tv show, x files

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Emeralds Found:	8641	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	924	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	7941
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	129	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	910
Mines Excavated:	4738	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Insane 2nd gen Minecraft Servers

Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

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StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

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PixelatedNightmares

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CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Cake Party Time!

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Eternity BCG

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Cuz We Did SMP

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

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Vaudeville Minecraft Server

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	7763	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6205
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	682524
Falling into the Void:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	396	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Void Armor Forged:	27	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2