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SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Farms Harvested:	978	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	2558
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Potions Brewed:	143	Void Armor Forged:	29

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mines Excavated:	3278
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crops Grown:	2586

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9502
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	6636	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	147
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	69	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Potions Brewed:	90	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ores Mined:	2555	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

Peak Lama’s Revenge

Arunachal, Asia-Pacific, Border dispute, China, controversy, Dalai Lama, Diplomatic tension, geographical feature, Himalayas, India, international relations, Lamas, mountain range, Naming, peak, Politics, protest, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, symbolic gesture, territorial claim

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!