262minecraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Star Shards Collected:	200	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	2632
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

controversy, culture war, Defeat, election aftermath, elections, Experience, Gas Stoves, Hillary, Kulturkampf, lefties, LOSING, mental breakdown, MINDBLOWING, mindbreak, polarization, political discourse, political division, political turmoil, Politics, reaction, Standard, trump, VoteCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2894	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

blocky, brawlers, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, Epic, esports, Gaming, Gosugamers, guides, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, meets, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Pro tracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Waifu edition, Wiki

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5390	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Potions Brewed:	123
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

addiction, blocks, breaking bad habits, CREEPERS, determination, habits, health, inspiration, lifestyle change, lung health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Puff, quitting smoking, Resist, self improvement, Server, Smokin, smoking cessation, success story, tobacco, wellness, Willpower

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!

StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!

aromatic, countryside, cow shit, distinctive, earthy, Farm, feet, foot odor, Foul, Funky, gross, Indian, indian feet, Meet, Minecraft, odorous, pungent, Rural, smell, STINKY, StinkyFeetCraft, streets, strong scent, unique scent, Unpleasant, Walking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, blocktopia, Bri At Cookiebox, CREEPERS, Estella Starfall, fear, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Lida Oriana, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Previous thread, Ruru karaoke, Salmon Lordette, Scarlett Flameheart, Song playlist, Tread, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	New Chunks Explored:	136690
Dimension Hops:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our Gen 1 Nova Aokami, who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands. But wait, there’s more! Gen 2.5 brings you Salmon Lordette, the ruler of the underwater kingdom with a fishy twist. And don’t forget about Gen 3, featuring Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Join now for a chance to witness Ruru’s epic karaoke performances and dive into our song playlist that will have you dancing in your virtual seat. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

SoulCovCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Band, bass, Concert, CREEPERS, crowd interaction, drums, Energetic, fear, guitar, japanese, Live, metal, Music, Performance, Powerful, Rock, SOUL COVENANT, SoulCovCraft, Soulful, stage presence, Tread, Video, vocals, ソウル・コヴェナント

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ores Mined:	5223
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame creepers as pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers aren’t as evil as Hamas

anti-semitism, arent, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, CREEPERS, Evil, extremism, gaza, global security, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Political unrest, pure evil, Radicalism, religious extremism, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	4463
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	3017	Crops Grown:	9677
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us and help us defeat the evil forces of Hamas who have taken over the virtual world of Minecraft.

But be warned, Hamas is not your typical Minecraft enemy. They have enchanted weapons, flying pigs, and even a secret base hidden in the Nether realm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can take them down and restore peace to our blocky world.

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate Hamas slayer and become a legend in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show Hamas who’s boss!

CraftyMature: Where even the creepers have more maturity than ‘femanon’

adult board, adult board u, CraftyMature, CREEPERS, femanon, femanon gtfo, gtfo, long trail, Maturity, SEVENTEEN, u look seventeen

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of being told to GTFO because you look too young? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all ages, even if you look seventeen but are actually a 90-year-old granny! Join us for some wild adventures and build your dream world where age is just a number and fun is endless. Plus, we have a secret underground club where only the oldest players are allowed – so get ready to party like it’s 1899!