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PostSexPests Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, awkwardness, clean up, Communication, Cuddling, discomfort, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Frustration, hygiene, Interruptions, irritations, lack of connection, Mess, Minecraft, noise, Pet Peeves, post-sex, PostSexPests, sleepiness, smp, unmet expectations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Ores Mined:	7504	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3362
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic after sex parties ever! Like, after you finish mining and crafting all day, you can come chill with us and have a blast. We have fireworks, cake, and even a pet llama that tells jokes. And get this, after the party, we all jump into a pool of lava for funsies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the wildest after sex shenanigans in Minecraft history!

BlockBusterLaughs

10/10 movie, BlockBusterLaughs, cinematic masterpiece, cinematic perfection, exceptional filmmaking, highly recommended, movie magic, must see, must watch, once in a blue moon, once in a lifetime, once is enough, one and done, one time viewing, rare gem, top rated, top-notch, unforgettable, unforgettable experience, unforgettable storytelling, worth watching

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Animals Bred:	186	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a 10/10 movie that should only be watched once – you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyKangarooPOW

albanese, Australian, Conflict, consequences, CraftyKangarooPOW, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Hostage, International, intervention, Military, Politics, Pow, RETALIATION, russia, Strongest action, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	206
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for ukraine against russia!! albanese is our leader and he vows to take the strongest action possible if any australian pow gets killed!! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and justice!! also, we have free cookies for all new players!! come on, what are you waiting for?? let’s go kick some russian butt in minecraft!! 🍪🚀🇺🇦

HappyCraft – The GFP Server

education, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, General Factor of Personality, GFP, Happiness, HappyCraft, income, INDIVIDUALS, intelligence, personal development, Personalient, personality traits, psychological well-being, relationships, Server, smoother relationships, social effectiveness, social intelligence, Social Skills, Traits, well-being

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

join dis server if u wanna be a happy lil nugget! we got all da personalient individuals up in here, spreadin’ happiness like confetti at a party! our players got higher levels of GFP than a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, makin’ dem happier than a pig in a mud bath.

we don’t care bout yo IQ or how much money u got in yo piggy bank, all we care bout is dat GFP, baby! our players got social skills smoother than butter on a hot biscuit, and emotional intelligence higher than a giraffe’s neck.

so come on down to our server and join da fun! make friends, build epic creations, and spread happiness like a glitter bomb at a unicorn parade. ain’t no place like dis server, where da sun always shines and da happiness never ends!

REDEFAMI

Bedwars, Brazilian, Buildbattle, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, murder, PvP, Rankup, Server, Skywars, thebridge

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Towns Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crops Grown:	4594	Divine Spears Created:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	8271	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	126007	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Quality Brazilian minigames server – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP – Factions – Murder – BuildBalte

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Eden SMP

apply, Arcade, BUILD, community project, Eden, Environment, Farm, friendship, game night, Materials, multiplayer, rules, server-wide dragon fight, shopping district, smp, starter home, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Server Name	Eden SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Theme	Vanilla experience
Spawn Area	Meadows-themed, neutral ground for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the rules on the Eden SMP server?

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling. Do not use hacked clients or x-ray resource packs. Do not exploit glitches. Do not use derogatory language. Respect other players and the world terrain. Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight.

2. Can I build near the spawn town?

Yes, spawn coordinates are (0,0) and you are welcome to build a starter home nearby. There will also be a shopping district west of spawn for buying and selling materials.

3. How can I get involved in community builds?

Check the sign-up list for ideas or propose your own projects. If you’re building a farm in a shared space, it must be a community farm rather than personal.

4. What is the Community Arcade for?

The Community Arcade, located north of spawn, is for players to build games and potentially host game nights if there is enough interest.

5. How can I join the Eden SMP community?

Apply to join the community on our official form: Join Eden SMP

Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, debut outfit, Enchanted, fashion choices, fashion influencer, fashion inspiration, fashion statements, fashion trends, fashionista, iconic outfits, Isles, outfit ideas, outfit inspiration, outfit repeating, she’s gonna pull an Ina, style decisions, wardrobe choices

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9754
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are crazier than a creeper on steroids! They’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget about mining for diamonds! Plus, the mods are as unpredictable as a baby zombie riding a chicken. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be epic! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

Bear, BEWARE, build up, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, Geopolitics, German, germany, international relations, KrautCraft, major general, Military, military intelligence, military readiness, military strategy, nato, Russian, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warns

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?

imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.

TitanCraft MC

1.20.X, 1.8.X, Adventure, Dedicated Staff, engaging gameplay, fun gameplay, gaming experience, LifeSteal, mega-lifesteal, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, skilled staff, TitanCraft MC

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

TitanCraft MC is a mega-lifesteal Minecraft server compatible with versions 1.8.x through 1.20.x. Packed with exciting plugins, it’s designed to deliver an unforgettable gaming experience. What sets us apart? We prioritize hiring skilled and dedicated staff, and our focus is always on creating fun and engaging gameplay, not just profits like some other servers.

Join us today and be part of the adventure!

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