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BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child support, civil relationship, co parenting, custody, Experience, long distance, Moving in, only child, overreacting, peaceful separation, relationship, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step siblings, Struggles, summer break, Teen, Trouble, younger kids

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9645	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CityScapeMinecraftSMP

bad reputation, BIAS, city, CityScapeMinecraftSMP, criticism, image, judgement, misconceptions, misconstrued, misjudged, misunderstood, NEGATIVE, Opinions, Perception, public perception, reputation, Stereotypes, UNFAIR, unfairness, unjust, US city, wrongly judged

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	2142
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	277
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Votes:	7365
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	199
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3076
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5787
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	244
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

TV Show Fails Server

bad TV, disappointing TV, Fails, least enjoyable episode, least enjoyable show, least favorite episode, least favorite show, least liked episode, least liked show, Server, Show, Television series, Television Show, terrible episode, TV disappointment, tv episode, TV letdown, TV letdown episode, TV letdowns, TV series, worst episode, worst TV episode, worst TV show

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!