Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?
But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.
So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?
Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).
Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.
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We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our Discord and apply!
In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.
So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…
On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.
Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!