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OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

24 years of hurt, 33 years of hurt, 35 years of hurt, 55 years of hurt, 55YearsOfHurt, baseball, Basketball, fifty-five years of hurt, football, Hockey, OldManCraft, smp, thirty-five years of hurt, thirty-three years of hurt, twenty-four years of hurt

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

China, chinese technology, Competition, digital divide, elon musk, emerging markets, global connectivity, innovation, internet, launches, Minecraft, rival, Satellite Internet, SatelliteCraft, satellites, Server, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!

join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!

so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Boss, chief, Conflict, Gaza leader, Gaza leadership, Gaza Strip, Gazas, Hamas, Hamas leadership, Hamas statement, Haniyeh killing, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, political turmoil, Politics, SinwarCraft, Statement, Yahya Sinwar, Yahya Sinwar appointment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

digital age, digital era, digital generation, Digital World, Entertainment, generation, Life, Media consumption, media saturation, modern society, Nostalgia, screen addiction, screen culture, screen time, simulated television, static, StaticCraft, technological advancements, Technology, television experience, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
New Chunks Explored:	169344	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
New Chunks Explored:	722226	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!

Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

2323, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, clock, Cozy, Evening, Goodnight, Late, late night, lovely people, madness, Minecraft, Mining, night, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, sleep time, smp, Sweet Dreams, Time, tired

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Farms Harvested:	610
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Boundaries, chicken coop, Confrontation, falling out, Friends, Honesty, house sitting, HouseWatchersRUs, inform, Message, Minecraft, neighbor, party house, Petty, privacy, Property, ruining life, Server, Smirnoff, smoking, Trust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
New Chunks Explored:	909549	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!

NoLipSmoochesMC

Affection, behind my back, Boundaries, child, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, disagreement, discomfort, family, fear, future child, in-laws, Kissing, Lips, love, NoLipSmoochesMC, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	288
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!

MemoryDumpCraft

brain capacity, brain function, brain technology, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, computer analogy, human memory, information retention, memory consolidation, memory deletion, memory efficiency, memory management, memory optimization, memory organization, memory purge, memory retrieval, memory storage, MemoryDumpCraft, mental clutter, neuroscience, useless knowledge

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Farms Harvested:	694
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane reality of deleting useless memories and instead create epic adventures in a virtual world!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of wisdom, rumored to grant the user the ability to delete memories with a single swing!

Build your own castle made entirely of cake blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens who are hell-bent on stealing all your carrots!

But beware, rumors have it that a secret underground realm exists where players can challenge the Memory Goblins to a dance-off in exchange for unlocking hidden knowledge!

So why waste your time deleting memories when you can create unforgettable moments on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HeckinHezbollahHunters

airstrikes, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Destruction, HeckinHezbollahHunters, hezbollah, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, rocket launcher, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, targeted attack, terrorists

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up rocket launchers and fight hezbollah terrorists in southern lebanon!!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less hunger!!! build your own base and defend it against the bad guys, or join forces with other players to take down the enemy!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the minecraft universe!!! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!!!