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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 959 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
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