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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9201 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3398 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Ores Mined: | 4856 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.