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DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4593	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2368
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Void Gems Collected:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchantments Applied:	228	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

actress, admired., attractive, beauty, beauty queen, Breathtaking, Celebrity, charming, CraftyBeautyQueen, Elegant, FAMOUS, Gorgeous, iconic, Lovely, MODEL, most beautiful woman, opinion, Popular, Stunning, WOMAN, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	936	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crops Grown:	1192
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	7014	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

bear market, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic warning., Economy, financial crisis, financial instability, financial market turmoil, financial warning, gtquotWakeUpCraftquot, market crash, pumping, recession, recession alert, recession prediction, RecessionCraft, smp, stock market, stock market crash, stocks, Wake Up, wake up call, warning signs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	712
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!