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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4998 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
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