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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3111 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Votes: | 4932 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
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