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SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8279

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Farms Harvested:	563
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9045
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	5283
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

BrainyHugsCraft

acts of service, Affection, Brain, brain activity, brain scans, BrainyHugsCraft, emotional connection, emotional responses, emotions, Gifts, Human Behavior, love, mental health, neuroscience, physical touch, Psychology, quality time, relationships, research, study, verbal affirmations

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Buildings Constructed:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

Adventure, agility, attributes, character build, Choice, Combat, CraftyCombat, Decision making, Dex, dexterity, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, player choice, power, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Stats, str.., strategy, strength, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Farms Harvested:	460
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the size of our black husband’s BBC! In 2016, we were voted the top SMP for 100 women who couldn’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, massive structures that will make your jaw drop. So why wait? Come join us and see why our SMP is the talk of the town (and the envy of all other servers)!

OpinionatedNoobs

Argument, assertive communication, Assertiveness, BELIEF, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, conviction, debate, disagreement, emotional intelligence, Expression, Insecurity, opinion, OpinionatedNoobs, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, shouting, social dynamics, validation, wrong

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

if u join dis server, u will find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds every time u log in. not only that, but u will also get a pet zombie pigman that will follow u around and do your bidding.

oh, and did i mention that the sun never sets on our server? that’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky mobs coming to ruin your day.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!