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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6581 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 780 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 121 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your hair out? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber ducky as your weapon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!
