Players: |
109/900 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
20 |
Dark Rituals Completed: |
5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
481 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
13 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: |
17 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
41 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
2 |
Enchantments Applied: |
201 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.