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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1455 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
