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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6815 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
